last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
someone on facebook posted their kids halloween costumes as Forrest Gump and Lt. Dan and just look omg
My life is the little squirt of yogurt that shoots out when you open a thing of yogurt